english-history-trip:

utopians:

utopians:

utopians:

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it’s just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population

going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain

I’ve plugged our route into Google, who’s with me

spyrkle4:

cherry-flavored-content:

ghost-writer143:

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

Isn’t that the beta version of Kermit?

What the hell?!

catgirlforeskin:

celine-deyonce:

Early Simpsons episodes said FUCK blue lives

It’s hard to conceptualize sometimes how much early Simpsons was counterculture and genuinely radical, before it became the hegemonic culture it had previously criticized

yo-its-matt:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Twitter users like ‘bean dad’ this, 'eating free restaurant bread is tacky’ that

Based tumblr users are like 'ah yes today is the day hersey chocolate bar blog is gonna hunt a poor little blogger for sport’

Containment breach

It also had a wonderful positive impact for a good cause!

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv:

savedgame:

isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv:

Crabs deserve voting rights too I think

how will they tap the screen with claws

You’re so ignorant it’s not even funny

genderlich:

bogleech:

ayeforscotland:

Oh no, we just couldn’t have that now, could we?

Literally should be the point of renewable energy. The point of society in general should be to make as many things cheaper or free as possible.

sawnik:

me before getting to the end of this post

generalgrievousdatingsim:

an-anxious-gay-mess:

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

generalgrievousdatingsim:

underneath-the-skin:

The wife and the demon are the same person

generalgrievousdatingsim:

to the casual observer it may look like i’m trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

teruterusky:

oldwayout:

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

scalproie:

talesfromthebandgeekmafia:

flyingiseasy-landingnotsomuch:

Meanwhile, in Switzerland.

via clowntv

gayspock:

gayspock:

gayspock:

Feel that in the air, boys? The ASCII art renaissance approaches ever closer

people insist emojis killed emoticons. when will we all learn that they can harmonise….

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